An Open Letter to Prince William
Royalty holds an unusual rank nowadays. I mean, to be born into Royalty, it sounds so strange. Just as strange as thinking that Britney Spears may have been a child once. Royalty, it just sounds so pompous, so overachieving.
Is it true that as a Prince, Prince William, you can do anything you want to do? I find it striking that you are taking a career in the military; but that must be tradition dictating; for what is Royalty but a really old tradition. One we obviously can’t let go of very easily. Let there Kings and Queens and Princes and Princesses! All the better that they don’t rule! Let them satisfy the fantasy of the people! Let them dress in regalia and long gowns and crowns! Let them buy letter after letter of The Generous Alphabet Project!
So, Prince William, it’s come to my attention that you would benefit by a little boost; that it would suit you to engage in an activity of slightly more daring. Why not buy a ‘C’ for Commonwealth or a ‘W’ for Wales or for William or an old-fashioned ‘P’ for Prince? How about those for ideas! Just let us know when you’re ready to hitch a ride on our crazy idea! It would be just the spice for your immanent Kingly career.
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